Here’s just a bit of silliness for you. Have a nagging cough? No problem. Mix equal parts of tequila (use the pretty gold stuff, not that cheap silver crud) and grenadine. Swallow as needed. You can gargle, too, if the mood strikes you. It probably won’t help your cough much, but trust me, after a few shots, you’ll no longer care.
(this recipe actually worked for me once when I was 50+ miles away from the nearest cough syrup and desperate for relief … well, at least I think it helped. The details are still a bit fuzzy.)
May laughter linger throughout your day.
G’day!